Insider sources have revealed that in a stunning move by music publisher Elektra, they have signed Tom Cruise to portray The Cures’ front man Robert Smith in an upcoming movie detailing the life of the Robert Smith.

Movie studio insiders have indicated that Paramount was not happy with a deal that Tom’s people brokered with Electra on the project. Tom Cruise being a life long fan of Robert Smith’s work was jubilant at the possibly of portraying the music idol of his youth.

Still reading? So, there is no movie that I am aware of featuring Tom Cruise playing Robert Smith. Sorry to get you all worked up.  I was just tired of reading about all the Tom Cruise drama, like any regular person actually cares. I am a big fan of the Cure and when I saw the above picture of Tom Cruise wasting space in my Google news feed it reminded me of Robert Smith; however I was unable to find the picture I was thinking of so I posted the closest one I could find. 

Sorry, news posting has been slow this last week. I will pick up the pace next week. If you fancy yourself a budding tech writer and want to help out on PDAToday.com drop me a note.

Thanks,

Bill

Palm Infocenter has gleaned some interesting information from TreoCetral. The upcoming Treo 700p looks to have include:

Power Vision EVDO support
128 MB memory
1.3 Megapixel camera
Bluetooth, SD expansion slot
Refined industrial design, complete upgrade to the Treo 650
Software: Sprint TV, On Demand, Streaming music
Bluetooth DUN modem support

The device is said to luanch on 5/28/06.

More: http://www.palminfocenter.com/news/8473/palm-treo-700p-release-date-leaked/

Hi all, I will be out of town this week snowboarding at Mt Bachelor. 

Mt. Bachelor offers nearly 3700 acres of varied terrain and sits in the high desert of the Central Cascades therefore being known for dry snow and the best skiing and riding in Oregon and the Northwest. It also features 4 very different terrain parks and an Olympic size superpipe.

News will be a little slow for a few days. We do have some new reviews almost ready for release next week.

--Bill

[WARNING graphic rant ahead] Is it just me or has mobile phone etiquette finally just vanished? There are very few bastions of mobile phone seclusion you can count on, private spaces you totally control, the confessional booth, spelunking deep caves, and the bathroom. Wait, that last one is now gone as evidenced by my recent trip to the men’s room.

So I’m sitting there doing my business, and some one walks in and starts to use the urinal. There is a RING and then a “hello”. I’m thinking, WTF. Then I hear, “...no I’m in the bathroom, where are you?”. I make out an almost inaudible chuckle from the stall next to me.

My internal dialog replays the conversation as such: “...no I’m in the men’s room, phone in one hand and **ck in the other...no I haven’t gone Brokeback Mountain on you, I’m taking a leak. Where are you?” On the other end of the phone I image the person saying, “Where am I? Not in the bathroom talking on the cell phone you freak!”

At least he washed up afterwards. 

Robert Hartley an occational editor here on PDAToday.com has run into a wall in building his uber gaming rig.  He hand picked all the best parts like the Intel D940 3.2 Dual Core, a pair of XFX SLi ready GeForce 7800GTX video cards, ASUS P5WD2 motherboard that supports dual card goodness and even includes the SLi connector cable, RAID 5...well you get the idea.

After discovering that the cards were refusing to run in SLi mode, he did some research and found a couple of interesting links. Apparently, someone has hacked the older 66.xx driver revision to enable SLI support with 6600/6800 boards on this motherboard. That shows that it works, but that doesn’t help with 7800GTX cards since they are not supported in that driver, and he also has a rule against running modified drivers on his system.

Another article he found, quotes an ASUS representative stating that there are no hardware limitations in the Intel chipsets or mainboards that would prevent SLI from running.

We sent an email off to NVIDA to get their response to this issue. Below are the email letter sent and the reply we received.

Click to read what came next...

Thomas Hawk of Thomas Hawk’s Digital Connection posted his surreal experience with a horrid online retailer. This story has garnered extensive internet coverage over the past few days including a post on slashdot, which is where I first learned about it.

From Thomas’ blog post:

"I will make sure you will never be able to place an order on the internet again.” “I’m an attorney, I will sue you.” “I will call the CEO of your company and play him the tape of this phone call.” “I’m going to call your local police and have two officers come over and arrest you.” “You’d better get this through your thick skull.” “You have no idea who you are dealing with.”

These are all direct threats that I received today from an individual who identified himself as Steve Phillips, the manager of PriceRitePhoto in Brooklyn, New York when I called to inquire about my order with them. My crime? Telling him that I planned to write an article about my unfortunate experience with his company regarding the camera order I had placed with him yesterday.

Read the whole post, it gets absolutely unreal: http://thomashawk.com/2005/11/priceritephoto-abusive-bait-and-switch.html

Slashdot reports that there have been serious intelligence violations by the FBI. Ya think? Who didn’t see this coming? Anyone...Bueler? 

“The FBI has conducted clandestine surveillance on some U.S. residents for as long as 18 months at a time without proper paperwork or oversight, according to previously classified documents to be released today.”

The good news is that there are watchdogs like the Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) an advocacy group that has sued the Justice Department for records relating to the Patriot Act.

I am all for protecting our assets and people but there are some scary similarities to what’s going on now and here to what was going on in other parts of the world back in the 40’s. Our government puts a better spin on agency names and laws by giving them names that would make anyone who disagreed sound like an agitator.

But let’s be fair, I don’t think the FBI is really out to do any intentional nefarious activities they are just doing what they are told to do, and for the most part they do a stand up job. What seem to have happened in the past several years are an imbalance of powers and a lack of checks and balances.

Anyway, back to more pressing stuff like what am I having for lunch…

FBI Papers Indicate Intelligence Violations [washington post]
Significant FBI Abuses of the Patriot Act [slashdot] [source]

Wow...ROFL. Sorry Gizmodo but this is too funny and I am going to have to copy it verbatim:

Hello, Mrs. White Person! Please put your suitcase on the scanner! You are going to a tropical island? That sounds like so much fun, Mrs. White Person! Have a nice flight! Maybe you can bring me back a pet wombat!

Hello, Mr. Brown Person! I’m afraid you are on a watch list. That is because you are a bad person, Mr. Brown Person. Please come in the back room with me while I put on these tiny rubber gloves. No, your lawyer cannot help you.

Playmobil Security Checkpoint [Schneier on Security]
3172 Security Check-in [Product Page]

Source: Gizmodo link. Be sure to read some of the great comments over on Gizmodo

From slashdot “More than just standing up to them however, Tanya Anderson has decided to go on the offensive and countersue. In a move that aims to put the RIAA on the same level as your average organized crime syndicate the suit identifies violations of the Oregon RICO Act in addition to ‘fraud, invasion of privacy, abuse of process, electronic trespass, violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, negligent misrepresentation, the tort of “outrage”, and deceptive business practices.’ Ms. Anderson has also demanded a trial by jury. “

http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2005/10/oregon-riaa-victim-fights-back-sues.html

This is totally right on mark for funny and apropos. It’s pretty evenly biased too; everybody gets their favor share of exposure in the decks.

From the card:

“During your upkeep, tap 1/3 of your mana, rounded up, or sacrifice Dept of Homeland Security. Dept of Homeland Security cannot attack unless Proper Paperwork is in play. When Proper Paperwork enters play, flip a coin if heads, return Proper Paperwork to caster’s hand.”

"What we saw is the federal govenment operating as designed. The government simply cannot help unless local and state authorities have followed procedure."

From the FAQ:

How did you make all these cards?
A healthy dose of snark, and a spiffy Java program called MtG Editor.

I want to play these for real! You guys should print these and sell them!
Well, you see, it’s all fun and games until someone makes a buck. Wizards of the Coast owns Magic: The Gathering and would probably have a thing or two to say about any unauthorized expansions. Take the money you’d spend on these cards and just give it to the Red Cross, they still need it.

I’m really offended by your political bias.
That’s amusing, since Ubiq is a tree-hugging hippie and Lum is a jack-booted fascist.

http://www.brokentoys.org/?p=6849

Well this is taking longer than expected...sorry. I will start posted daily news agian tomorrow sometime. I should have the new website done in about week or two. 

Quote meon an estimate et non interruptus stadium. Sic tempus fugit esperanto hiccup estrogen. 

Hi everyone...our main staging server is down so news will be delayed a bit...should be back up tomorrow. We apologize for any inconvenience.

--Bill Landon

From Slashdot:

“Michael Buffington chose to build a weblog using highly automated content aggregation tools around a single keyword, asbestos, because of the high click through rate associated with the ad.”

http://slashdot.org/articles/05/02/11/0333219.shtml?tid=98&tid=95&tid=149